Daily Random Sports Thoughts 14: WE WANT PIE!!!

April 9, 2010   ·     ·   Jump to comments
Article Source: Bleacher Report - New York Yankees

Welcome to the 13th edition of “Daily Random Sports Thoughts!”

For those not familiar, I pick a team, player, or any other topic in sports that I have five random thoughts about. If you like ’em, read ’em! I try to get them on here every day!

Today’s lucky random sports topic is…PIE!

1) Who cares about AJ Burnett’s record? We should have him under contract just for slappin’ guys in the face with pie! It’s just like something out of a Nintendo Wii carnival game!!!

2) The best walkoff ever? Nick Swisher! Why? Because he didn’t wipe the shaving cream (or whipped cream—it all looks the same on a guy’s face) off!

3) We should all feel sorry for Derek Jeter! Only starting position player who wasn’t an A.J. Burnett victim!

4) Did anyone catch the ALCS Game 2 last year? Without falling asleep, I mean. Anyways, Burnett must’ve been little sleepy, because I didn’t see him with the pie!

5) Screw MLB ’10 The Show! To get the real experience, just squirt shaving cream or whipped cream (whichever you prefer) onto your hand, and slap yourself in the face! I’ve tried it several times, and it’s awesome!

So thanks for reading “Daily Random Sports Thoughts!” Pray for walkoffs! WE WANT PIE!!!

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  1. Glen on July 29th, 2014 5:43 am



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