If Your Favorite Yankee Was a Beer He Would Be…
March 5, 2010 · Bronx Baseball Daily · Jump to comments
Article Source: Bleacher Report - New York Yankees
I was inspired to write this post after I found this article on the Baseball Think Factory comparing some players around the league to beers. It was a good article even though he called Mariano Rivera a Sam Adams Boston Lager. But it got me to start wondering who some of the Yankees would be if they were beers…read more.
For instance, if Derek Jeter were a beer, what beer would he be?
Jeter would be Budweiser. All-American and even though not everyone loves him you can’t deny his popularity and consistency.
If Robinson Cano were a beer, what beer would he be?
Cano would be Presidente because their both laid back, smooth, and Dominican.
If Jorge Posada were a beer, what beer would he be?
Posada would be Delirium Tremens because anybody who pisses on his own hands needs a strong beer.
If Alex Rodriguez was a beer, what beer would he be?
A-Rod would be a Zima because…do I need to explain this one?
If Nick Johnson was a beer, what beer would he be?
Johnson would be a Guinness because you have to let it sit for a while (get it? it’s a injury joke).
If Alfredo Aceves were a beer, what beer would he be?
Aceves would be a Dos Equis because he’s the most interesting man in the world.
If Andy Pettitte were a beer, what beer would he be?
Pettitte would be a Deer Park water. I know it’s not beer, but Pettitte is Christian and from Deer Park, TX.
If Phil Hughes were a beer, what beer would he be?
Hughes would be Natty Ice because even World Series winners drink beer out of measuring cups.
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